I won't preface this with the homosexual bullshit Fishhead did. You're welcome.
1) The Illini will be eating a pregame meal of steak and potatoes. The combination of protein and carbs will make them too powerful for the Wolverines to handle, who routinely eat veggie burgers because they have notoriously weak stomachs. Word is Mike Hart's mom also makes him wear a diaper 24/7, just in case he accidentally eats something that upsets his sensitive bowels. Count on the Illini making that diaper very handy on Saturday.
2) Illinois will be using a new deodorant for the big game. It will help them stay fresh and smelling good, unlike filthy Michigan, which won't be able to bear its own disgusting stench. The distraction = monumental advantage for the Illini.
3) The Illini dropped the ball against Iowa this past weekend because they were dealing with severe semen backup. It's common knowledge of all those involved with the program that these particular players perform much better after a night of unloading cumshots and chin omelets (see undefeated home record). The players were a step slow on Saturday as a result of this issue, and it showed. Upon the team's return to Champain, the first thing Ron Zook did was line up the campus' hottest, sluttiest team groupies for next Saturday night, the same strategy he employed the night before home wins over Penn State and Wisconsin. The Illini will be flying all over the place against Michigan, moving no less than a step faster than the Wolverines.
Ignore Fishhead's illogical, unintelligible thread and pick. His analysis is laughable at best, but ludicrous any way you look at it. The guy's age has clearly caught up to him. I've also been told that billsfan has stopped putting out on a regular basis, further impeding his brain from functioning properly.
Take Illinois +3.5 just to be safe, because the Big 10 needs Michigan to win in a bad way. But if the players have anything to say about it, the points won't come into play.
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1) The Illini will be eating a pregame meal of steak and potatoes. The combination of protein and carbs will make them too powerful for the Wolverines to handle, who routinely eat veggie burgers because they have notoriously weak stomachs. Word is Mike Hart's mom also makes him wear a diaper 24/7, just in case he accidentally eats something that upsets his sensitive bowels. Count on the Illini making that diaper very handy on Saturday.
2) Illinois will be using a new deodorant for the big game. It will help them stay fresh and smelling good, unlike filthy Michigan, which won't be able to bear its own disgusting stench. The distraction = monumental advantage for the Illini.
3) The Illini dropped the ball against Iowa this past weekend because they were dealing with severe semen backup. It's common knowledge of all those involved with the program that these particular players perform much better after a night of unloading cumshots and chin omelets (see undefeated home record). The players were a step slow on Saturday as a result of this issue, and it showed. Upon the team's return to Champain, the first thing Ron Zook did was line up the campus' hottest, sluttiest team groupies for next Saturday night, the same strategy he employed the night before home wins over Penn State and Wisconsin. The Illini will be flying all over the place against Michigan, moving no less than a step faster than the Wolverines.
Ignore Fishhead's illogical, unintelligible thread and pick. His analysis is laughable at best, but ludicrous any way you look at it. The guy's age has clearly caught up to him. I've also been told that billsfan has stopped putting out on a regular basis, further impeding his brain from functioning properly.
Take Illinois +3.5 just to be safe, because the Big 10 needs Michigan to win in a bad way. But if the players have anything to say about it, the points won't come into play.
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